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“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

“If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”
- Albert Einstein

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
- Woody Allen - He should have called First Call Plumbing 0131 669 1007

“If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.”
- Barry Mann

“Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.”
- Bela Lugosi

“Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.”
- George Meany

“Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
- Alfred Hitchcock

“Modern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.”
- John F. Kennedy

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