Famous Plumbing Quotes

• “I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
  - Rodney Dangerfield
• “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”
  - Albert Einstein
• “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
  - Alfred Hitchcock
• “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
  - Woody Allen - He should have called First Call Plumbing 0131 669 1007
• “If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.”
  - Barry Mann
• “Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.”
  - Bela Lugosi
• “Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.”
  - George Meany
• “Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house.”
  - Alfred Hitchcock
• “Modern cynics and skeptics… see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.”
  - John F. Kennedy